It's official ... housework IS bad for your health! I always suspected it but now I can confirm it. So there I was putting some laundry in the washing machine when all of a sudden I caught my thumb (and nail) on the latch. I heard one of those blood curdling snaps that we all dread to hear, and when I looked down I saw this! I screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" which could be heard from miles around. I felt faint and sick to my stomache ..... and there it is. Housework caused me to break a nail and subsequently made me feel unwell and, voila! Housework is bad for your health! So women everywhere it's time to put our nails/health first! Put down that iron, store that vacuum cleaner away, throw that duster in the bin ... it's not worth the stress and destruction it causes our nails and, of course, our health. I have also realised that men don't really care for nails, therefore THEY should do ALL the housework! My hubby will pitch in but I think I need to take care of myself so he should just take over all the housework for the sake of my nails/health!
Right I'm off to my therapist (my beauty therapist) to fix my nail. And as God as my witness, I shall never do housework again!
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